I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
The Butcher's Date
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So this dummy goes on a date and tries to sound all nice by saying they work with animals. The other dummy, probably someone like you, thinks it's all cute and fuzzy. Then BAM! Butcher! Get it? 'Cause butchers chop up animals. You probably think chicken nuggets grow on trees, huh?