your mamma so ugly when the baby came out of her the baby didn't cry the baby said what the hell is this shit and walked out of the hospital.
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Frescas
Yo mama so white that when you turn on the lights, she disappears.
DelMar
Yo mama so old that she has an autographed Bible.
CoolingCucumber
Yo mama so ugly that she had to do Picture Day facing the wall.
TakiFingers
Yo mama so black that when she wears yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheeseburger.