Joke

Yo mama so dumb she tried to eat Eminem.

Yo mama so fat that I hugged her and she farted.

Yo mama so mean that your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

Yo mama so strict that she wants you home before, during, and after dark.

Yo mama so big that when she plays basketball she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.

Yo mama so short that she has a pet ant.

Yo mama so ugly that not even Godzilla would step on her.

Yo mama so hairy that she braids her elbows.