All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
One Final Wish
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about a person who feels like a failure 'cause they never accomplished anything in their life. Their twisted punchline is that they wish they could be remembered for at least finishing one thing, like, you know, ending it all. It's dark humor at its finest, which, judging by your taste, is probably the only kind of humor that tickles your funny bone, you absolute doughnut.