The Blonde Bar

A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."

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The humor is derived from the classic setup of a 'blonde joke' which typically targets blonde people, often suggesting they are unintelligent. However, in this joke, the barman preemptively warns the man that the entire bar is populated by blondes, each of whom is a formidable individual. The man quickly realizes that he would have to explain the joke multiple times and risk the wrath of all the blondes, so he decides against it. This subverts the typical blonde joke and turns the tables, making the man the target.

Comments (13)

Gayyyyy!

The biggest joke here is how bad the grammar is

i dont get it

i think hes saying like blondes are jokes ect.

Its a blonde joke

Yea what RJ said is true.

Please explain the joke again, I did not catch on…