Anonymous
in Morbid jokes

Doctor: I have good news and I have worse news Patient: Well what’s the bad news Doctor: You have one day left to live Patient: What news could possibly be worse Doctor: I’ve been trying to contact you sense yesterday

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What was the good news

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Neko can that's fucked up

@(^ω^) shut up