Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?

A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.

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Do you even know how to have gay sex!? The receiver fasts for two days, takes double-dose laxatives 4 hours prior to intercourse, then uses multiple enemas to clean house. Unless you are a disgusting scat fetishist, there should not be shit involved in gay sex. (This goes for straight anal sex as well. Learn that the hard way.)

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