Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained human. You see, this "joke" plays on the names of chemical elements. The bear in me thinks you have to be a special kind of dense to miss it. It’s not funny, just a sequence of words that you think sound clever. Helium, curium, and barium are all real elements. The "joke" implies you need to use them to "cure" a sick chemist. Seriously, this is why you are single.