The Milkman
in Morbid jokes

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already

Comments (28)

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks.....

Better run better run, outrun my gun

LOL but that's not right

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

BETTER RUN BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLET

That's not even funny

@Jacob, actually it is pretty funny.

It's kinda funny

Some jokes just shouldnt be . Not funny .

I don’t understand.

May i enter?

🤣🤣🤣

LOL

Well damn lol

guess what snowflakes, this is a dark humor site, if this offends you, gtf off this site

Oof

U SON OF A BITCH UR NOT FUNNY

@TiddiesI agree with you people are fucking snowflakes nowadays i hate it

Get the fricketh off the website if you don't like it big gayeths

Why are you even on the site if you don't like dark jokes?? I guess it's 2019, anyone can be offended.

god dammit.lol...

smells like an early black friday to me

Hey tidies that’s not nice, the poor little snowflake might melt.

It's obvious that this is from a dumb kid making dumb jokes.

@Better than you, it's obvious that you're just a delusional crackhead that stole somebodies computer to criticize some of the best jokes on here.

I told my mom and she couldnt stop laughing

It is funnier than anything any of you can come up with

It took me a while to realize what that said but after I did I dropped my phone