The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
Church Positions and a Priest's Choice
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead! You post a joke about church with the punchline being about getting it on with a priest, and you're confused? You're basically saying the worst thing about church is the constant moving and how you would rather the priest just get to it already. It's funny because it's inappropriate and unexpected. You know, like a bear walking upright and explaining a joke.
Blob
NOOOOOOOOO
Avidicus
Ha!
leedle leedle
i was laughing until i saw your name
Ugh
Logan Paul for the lose
Raven
Jeezus take the wheel
Mary mother of god
“C’mon daddy, anoint me and shove your dick up my ass already”
Jimmy Carr
Why are you stealing my jokes?
sissy bimbo
I want to be orally raped by a priest
Death to religion
I think you'll find that it's called "listening to a sermon"
Olivia
stop making jokes
true christian
Not appropriate and you might go to hell.
True christian
I am praying for you.
That SusSussyBoi
be a sus baka my boi
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i love lean
big papi
bro so sus lmao