The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

Comments (10)

B

NOOOOOOOOO

A

Ha!

l

i was laughing until i saw your name

U

Logan Paul for the lose

R

Jeezus take the wheel

M

“C’mon daddy, anoint me and shove your dick up my ass already”

J

Why are you stealing my jokes?

s

I want to be orally raped by a priest

D

I think you'll find that it's called "listening to a sermon"

O

stop making jokes