My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
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Explanation
The joke plays on the common phrase 'You're next' said at weddings, implying the person will be the next to get married. The speaker turns this around by using the phrase at funerals, creating a dark and ironic twist.
Bo
Supposed to be grandparents!! not friends
Death Reaper
LooooooooooooL call me messed up but this is something I would do
Sam Bortnick
Just like jefferey dahmers victims you butchered this
hitryme1
its meant to be the old lady next to me not friends