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Jesus walks in to a motel throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for a night

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I don't appreciate you making fun of Jesus who died for your sins so you could have eternal life! Please read the book of John in the Bible and ask Jesus if He is the Son of God to reveal it to you. He loves you and wants you to believe He will save your soul if you repent of your sins and give your life to Him. If you wish to discuss this matter of being saved, don't hesitate to email me at: I hope to hear from you soon!

You made the reference from the movie "The Crow". Didn't you?


The Crow quote actually is “Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, he hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks…*boom* ow… can you put me up for the night?”

Shut up, Dennis.

fr dennis shut up. Whyd u click on these jokes if u were just going get defensive

Why can't no one take a joke

The other jokes are funny, this is fucked up. i myself is a christian and this isnt a way to treat someone who has died for your sins. this shis aint funny


Cussing isn't something Jesus would do and the jokes are extremely offensive to people who are Christian like me. U need to get a wristband that says WWJD aka What Would Jesus Do.

Fuck You

Suck my dick Denis