What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
Turtle and Pedophile Comparison
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This joke plays on a dark and disturbing comparison between a turtle, known for its slow pace, and a pedophile. The punchline is a disturbing double entendre that exploits the phrase "get there before the hare does," typically associated with the story "The Tortoise and the Hare." This juxtaposition creates a deeply unsettling and shocking effect.
jeze
this is awesome
Billy bob joe
Its actually a tortoise
Ben Lafontaine
wow this shits gai
i dont get this one
i really dont get this one
To "i dont get this one"
hare=hair
Yes
Like.. yknow the hair the that isnt there before puberty hits