I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common the balls are just for decoration
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people
What’s the difference between Stephen hawking and a walk-in talkie
He can’t walkie or talkie
