INS Jokes

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.

What do women and KFC have in common? After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Guys I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things. *proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*