What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit SUICIDE... you’d just drown in all her FATNESS
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom.So he could querk.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet.Because he had a toiletcal in the drain.
why should you wrap your hampsters in duct tape? so they dont explode when you fuck them.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria
Wanna play dolls? I can be Ken and you can be the box i come in
Wat did rapboats mom say to rapboat? Is it in yet?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
