Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What do British politics and transgender people have in common? - Both aren't what they used to be...
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen
