INS jokes
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.