INS jokes
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Your family in a nutshell.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.