What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
Today i was asked to go out by 17 Woman. Well i was in the Woman bathroom💀
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs ♿ 👩🦼 meals on wheels 😋 😍 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
9/11 was like the 4th of july. It was very bright in the skies
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
2 friends are talking and the one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The Friend says, "I was in my car."
