INS jokes
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I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.