Identity Theft jokes

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Why the actual f

is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.