Haunted Mansion jokes

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.