Going Under

Going Under jokes

9/11

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What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

Terrorist

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What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

Terrorist

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The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

Pilot

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What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Plane

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What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Airplane

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When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Titanic

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Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

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  • Cliff

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    Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?

    Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.

    Community talk

    Guys, it's not looking too well...

    I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

    I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

    It gets even worse...

    Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

    Counting days, counting days Since my love up and got lost on me And every breath that I've been taken Since you left feels like a waste on me I've been holding on to hope That you'll come back when you can find some peace 'Cause every word that I've heard spoken Since you left feels like a hollow street I've been told, I've been told to get you off my mind But I hope I never lose the bruises that you left behind Oh my lord, oh my lord, I need you by my side There must be something in the water 'Cause every day, it's getting colder And if only I could hold you You'd keep my head from going under Maybe I, maybe I'm just being blinded By the brighter side