Food Shop jokes

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Buy KFC or else.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.