Food Shop jokes

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Buy KFC or else.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.