Fire Hydrant jokes
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!