Fire Hydrant jokes

On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

What is the New York fireman's favorite song?

It's raining men.

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.

Now they call him Hot Wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!