Fatso jokes

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.