Fatso jokes

Mama

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Weight

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

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  • Fat

    You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

    Fat

    If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

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  • Health

    If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?