Family Dollar jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!