Family Dollar jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar.

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?

'Cause they don't have a family.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?