Entitlement

Entitlement Jokes

COVID-19

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

Karen

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.