Enterprises toilet jokes
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.