Enterprises toilet jokes

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

The Captain's Log.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian.

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.

Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.