Enterprises toilet jokes
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
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