Electric Bill jokes

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.

Electricity.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

You make the juice go through my power brick.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.