Electric Bill jokes

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

What is burned dark and glued to the wall?

A bad electrician.