Electric Bill jokes
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
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Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
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It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.