If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Electric Bill Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
