Eggs Benedict jokes

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.

I love eggs!

Egg?

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.

(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.