Dying jokes
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?