Dying Jokes

I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...

Good news is, I got one sick selfie!

My Great Grandfather died in 9/11

He was an Amazing Pilot

How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.

Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would a lifetime supply.

If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died jaja ur momma dead

roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar

When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped

My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"

I told him "Probably a bullet"

Life lesson guys:

Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"