Dying jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.