Dying jokes

Why do orphans die young?

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."

How did Steven Hawking die?

His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?

The blue screen of death.

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.