why did Stephen hawking die? because he lost wifi connection
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
alyas dad died thats comedy something not funny is like blm
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
can we stop talking about 9/11 my dad died man but he was a good pilot
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.
After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.
After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute" I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen
Then it clicked. "Ah, so that's how you died"
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died. Now he's into necrophilia.
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
Best pilot in Saudia Arabia
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills