Dying jokes
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Poor biggie😔
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
The one by die.
U die from robot bite.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
He's dead.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD