Don Jokes

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't

What’s the difference between football and rape?

Women don’t like football

Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don know where home is

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say 'hey here are your parents' then grab nothing. perfect example.

Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t

A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!

A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you

What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,

don't break someones heart because they only have one, instead break there bones... they have 206.

He: "Do you smoke after sex?"

She: "I don't know. I've never looked."

Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.

Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining