Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DON’T WANNA SAY THIS, BUT I HAVE THE FLU.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
What did the kid say to the emo? Don't leave me hanging
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
The come with an Elon Musk.
Whats the difference with a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ̈Sorry, we don't serve food here."
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs
I don't have much motivation for things that's why i haven't yet killed myself hehe
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.