What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
I don't struggle with depression-like at this point I have it down I'm good at depression
Why don’t orphans now how to use a phone
Because they don’t know where home is
What's the difference between drugs and children? i don't sell drugs.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white
When his dick is really really small but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad cause he is a nice guy.
I don,t think I'm allergic to this
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
Those rape alarms give you a headache don't they?
roses r red
idk what is brass
I tell myself
don’t touch grass
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Dark jokes are like home a lot of people don't get.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home
