Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? because they remind them of men's dicks
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops
Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh 🙏🙏🙏🙏
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why don’t old people have sex
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
I’ll make a joke about homeless people but they just don’t work
Why don’t cheetahs get married? They always cheat on each other
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried —I think she’s jokindkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one. Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
dark humour is like food, some just don't get it
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what full house is.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".
shame on Penaldo for ruining the event😡
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
