Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!
Why can't Asians make a white baby? Cause two wongs don't make a white
Roses are red Violets are blue A face like yours Belongs in a zoo Don't worry I'll be there too Not in the cage But laughing at YOU!
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Knock knock, who’s there? Queen, Queen who? You don’t know the queen you’re crazy
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why are orphans bad at baseball.
They don’t know where home is.
Person: I broke my arm in three places
Doctor: well don’t go to those three places then.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion U don't cry when you chop a whore
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
What do orphans call there parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exsist.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
