A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
Why does the military recruit orphans? Because homing missiles don’t target them
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!