WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A BARBER 🤣🤣🤣
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So i kicked my step sis out the house.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet
i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. "which one is yours" and for fun i said "i don't know i'm still choosing".
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Dark Humor Is Just Like Water,
Some People Get It Some People Don't.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can't hit home.
if at first you don't succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you
why can't orphans play online games. Because they don't have parents to sign them up
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have Seoul.
