How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate.......
The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.
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Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don't moan when i put my meat in
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”