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What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.