Do jokes
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.