Dental chair jokes
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."