Dental chair jokes
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.