Davids orphanage jokes

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,

answer the phone with this:

"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"

or

"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"

Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.