Darkhumor jokes
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)