Controversial figures jokes

Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.