Back

You Community

You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more

Guy Fact #5: If you find dirty socks and underwear near-to or semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby.

Did you know the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all female so they didn't have to animate big floppy dicks.

My mom put an internet thing so I can’t be online from 9:00 pm to 7:00 am but I’ll probably try to disable it. If I can’t I’ll tell you in the morning

I will start a new series called "Guy Facts You Probably Didn't Know" (You can contradict me if you don't agree).

Let's begin, shall we?

Guy Fact #1: Nowadays, guys are afraid to look at girls, for fear they will be called pedophiles and perverts.

My teacher asked us what is sex. My friend, Bobby got up and said in a loud, clear voice "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she feinted.

BAILEY YOU AND JAS SAID YOU CAN BUILD YOUR FRIENDSHIP OVER TIME AGAIN AND I'M FINE WITH THAT BUT HERE'S THE THING IF YOU FUCKING HURT JAS AGAIN OR MAKE HER WANT TO LEAVE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD- also bailey i don't forgive you i never will

Daily Challenge: Turn on light mode for the first time. If you already have it on, your crazy. /j